NellyBot

NJ has its own IRC Channel as any self respecting gaming site should have. SteveyT set this up and also setup our own NellyBot to keep an eye on things. Over time, a great set of IRC quips has accumulated. Below you will find a list of the funniest ones. A few have been bleeped for our younger viewers.

<FrOgR> I'm French, and I'm pdgay

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<Rosi> i hate it when that happens

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<Rosie> sweareth not in my direction

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<Rosi> mmmmmmmmm bloooood death gore...

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*** Guest2 is now known as el_Babylon6
<el_Babylon6> I am on the wireless Microsoft LAN in Barcelona

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*** el_Babylon6 changes topic to 'HTML is to XML the country cousin whose dad shafted his sister and bred a one-toothed monster'

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<SteveyT> I need ASDA!!!

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<Babylon6> lara croft...hmmmm..nice jugs shame bout the plot

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<Babylon6> twat called for a driver..i obliged... it seems i jumped in wrong vehicle tho as it already had a driver..he musta popped out for a recharge.. the dude went nuts..tried to kick me and then proceeded to give me such a torrent of abuse. It then degenerated into me calling him an ignorant c**t and telling him to shove his milk float up his arse.

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<FrOgR> deathfrog?
<SteveyT> lol no death - fog :)
<FrOgR> bio-DeAtHfRoG (FrOgR's l33t listening sk1llz)

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<Babylon6> played Q3 the other night.. cant jump properly anymore...keep thinking jetpacks f**ked then i realise i dont have one...

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<SteveyT> ERR my knob turns purple when i sqeeze it really hard.. is that good?

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<FrOgR> don't nudge yer granny while she's shavin

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<Moley> remember to hold your arse shut whilst sneezing...

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<SteveyT> cos it's got 'leaks'
<Moley> leaks?
<FrOgR> welsh thang m8
<Moley> Ahh
<SteveyT> a leak is when your player could just walk off the map into oblivion {;)}
<Moley> with a large plant/vegetable
<SteveyT> in hand yes

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<Babylon6> right chaps.. im orf for a spot of tv then early night.. all that c**t baiting last night has cream crackered me :)

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<FrOgR> well i'm off to buff me privates

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<SteveyT> frog's a sneaky bast...

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<Moley> just dropped this magnum in me tea...
<SteveyT> rofl
<Moley> gone all frothy now :/
<SteveyT> nice 'milky chocolate' tea with a bonus float :)

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<SteveyT> sneaky snipers EVERYWHERE!

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<SteveyT> when me and sid played it right he tried to sneak up on one of em
<SteveyT> then he stands up to run off, rofl
<SteveyT> BOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<SteveyT> sidders meets with a HEAT :)

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<SteveyT> I'd like a 20k mofo atm ...

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<Archer> Ive seen some fat guys with bigger tits ! :)

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<Ravioli> The world is always willing to accept talent with open arms!

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<Babylon6> did you send a sound there?
<Babylon6> weird..my pc just laffed at me

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<SteveyT> never play UT, too many translocator assholes

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<Kntajus> Maxtor has announced the release of the Ultra ATA/133 - he next generation of its hard drive interface. That's cos I bought an ATA100 drive that.

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<@Babylon6> so my stock response to MS fuckos is {you are a thick c**t who couldn't write decent code if your Borg existence depended upon it}

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<SteveyT-Aweh> I have shit loadsa textures

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<FrOgR> *cough* baaaa *cough*

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<@SteveyT> I'm just reinstalling DOS 3.3
<@SteveyT> f**kin GUI's are highly overrated

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<FrOgR> feck admin caught me surfin his pr0n archive

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<jackjoe> too hard for me inmy condision